Ask away my friends  

Peace, Love, and Sideburns.

Monty Python and Classic Rock.

Roman Wolfe (pronounced "Roamin' Wolf" or "Throatwobbler Mangrove")

And if you were wondering I am female, I know the name is generally masculine, but uh, yeah. I'm a chick if that wasn't clear.


bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

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Pink Floyd // …all five of them…

Pink Floyd // …all five of them…

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simple-experience:

rainingneverland:

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
and then
omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!


😂😂

This terrifying to begin with but then

simple-experience:

rainingneverland:

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then

and then

omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

😂😂

This terrifying to begin with but then

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official-rick-astley:

  • skeletons arent cute
  • skeletons aren’t quirky
  • SKELETONS ARE THE POWERHOUSE OF THE HELL

(via spooky-lucifer-siam)

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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30 Day Monty Python Challenge

Day 1: Favourite Python: Eric Idle

"Eric, who hadn’t written much apart from a song, which wasn’t that special.." Michael Palin talking about “Always Look On The Bright Side of Life” (Monty Python at Work)

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

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anniephantom:

HELP

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I MADE HANDSOME SQUIDWARD 

HE SURPASSES MORTAL BEAUTY

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FUCK

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HIS EYES ARE BEACONS TO A BETTER LIFE

NOW HE’S PICNICKING ALONE 

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HE LOOKS SO SAD YET SO MAJESTIC

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privilegetoengtranslationservice:

sexualremarks:

pyonkotchi:

if you think black women wearing their hair natural is unprofessional you are racist.

if a white woman worked in a store with hair she hadnt brushed and called it her “natural” hair it would still be unprofessional.

Translation:

A black woman’s natural hair is of the same quality as a white woman’s unkempt hair.

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throwingchairsatjohncleese:

I look like I belong in a 70s prog rock supergroup.

No dude seriously it looks like somebody photoshopped Keith Emerson’s hair onto my head.

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#but my hair is soft as hell so I don't give a fuck 
what she says:I'm fine.
what she means:Big Brother and the Holding Company is not credited nearly enough for the wonderful instrumental work they did with Janis Joplin and it's a shame that they sometimes don't get any credit because people like to slap Janis' name on any tune where she's singing.
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